Humorous sentiments

2K Do you think these dark colors are slimming..or does this card still look fat 3K anything worth doing..is worth over doing 7K there is a fine line between hobby and mental illness..I walk the line Friends don't let friends knit drunk 12K Do you think this yarn will be too scratchy..I wasgoing to make you some sunday go to meeting gloves but pasties knit up so much faster 18K Blank inside.. knitting is just one of my guilty pleasures..don't ask 27K If you must knit and drive..please knit only at stoplights 29K All you need to become a good knitter is wool, needles, and hands...and slightly below average intelligence 30K Did you know it takes 3 llamas to make a medium size sweater?..I didn't know llamas could knit 32K Would you be the designated knitter this month?..You know- the one that stays sober enough to fix everyone else's mistake 33K Do you ever think you own too much yarn?..me neither 35K My fiber therapist says it's an advanced case of 2nd sock syndrome..I say, who the heck needs 2 socks anyway? 52K You need socks, I wear socks quite often.. we're practically twins 54K Hooray! Touche! Crochet!..Two cheers (and one suggestion) for YOU! 62K Brevity is the soul of wit..Hap Birt 72K She took the road less travelled..but she took her knitting and jaunty little pinot and that made all the difference 73K When you said "friends with benefits" ..I assumed you owned a yarn shop 76K Sorry. You are right...I was less right 78K Back in the day, we entertained ourselves with just 2 sticks and a ball..oh wait, we still do that Zen knitting in a nutshell...knit here now. knit there then. it's not really that complicated 81K